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  • الی یکی دیگه هس خیلی غمگینه ، :cry::cry:A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
    Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
    Guy: No this is fun.
    Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me.
    Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. (Girl hugs him)
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
    In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
    روزی چن ساعت کارتون میبینی؟:D
    One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed and that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
    At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."
    :cry:
    سلومتی ..خبر خاصی نی :ی

    کارتون دیدنم تموم شد اومدم استراحت :ی
    چه قشنگه این:

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    :biggrin:
    سلام الی جون بیا اینو بخون سرگرم شی
    A girl asked a boy if she was pretty, he said "No". She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever, he said "No". Then she asked him if he would cry if she walked away, he said "No". She had heard enough; she needed to leave. As she walked away he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He said "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don`t want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."




    قشنگه :d
    گودزیلامون فداش شم نمیدونم کجاس ؟:d
    باز من اومدم تو رفتی؟ :d

    گودزیلامون کجاس؟ :ی
    دیشب به سیل اشک ره خواب می‌زدم

    نقشی به یاد خط تو بر آب می‌زدم


    ابروی یار در نظر و خرقه سوخته

    جامی به یاد گوشه محراب می‌زدم


    هر مرغ فکر کز سر شاخ سخن بجست

    بازش ز طره تو به مضراب می‌زدم


    روی نگار در نظرم جلوه می‌نمود

    وز دور بوسه بر رخ مهتاب می‌زدم


    چشمم به روی ساقی و گوشم به قول چنگ

    فالی به چشم و گوش در این باب می‌زدم


    نقش خیال روی تو تا وقت صبحدم

    بر کارگاه دیده بی‌خواب می‌زدم


    ساقی به صوت این غزلم کاسه می‌گرفت

    می‌گفتم این سرود و می ناب می‌زدم


    خوش بود وقت حافظ و فال مراد و کام

    بر نام عمر و دولت احباب می‌زدم
    اتن بشکه .... انگشت دست اون شادروان از گوشه دهن تو زده بیرون بعد من خوردمش؟
    خودت از کجا معلوم نخورده باشیش بشکه لیموناد[IMG]
    لیمویی من الهام هستم متخلص به الی :D

    اتن میگی یاد شیمی میفتم
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