I AM THANKFUL
خدا رو شکر میکنم 
FOR THE WIFE 
WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, 
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, 
AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 
برای همسرم 
که میگه امشب شام سوسیس داریم, چون امشب خونه پیش منه و نه بیرون با کس دیگری.
 
FOR THE HUSBAND 
WHO IS ON THE SOFA 
BEING  A COUCH POTATO...