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[emajid16]

Hey before the last bump there were two people on the back.
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So leaning up aganst the board holding your truck up while welding on
what seems to be the gas tank. Yeah nothing can go wrong here.
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Hmm, is it illegal to wear your helmet upside down?
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Duct tape has a new usage, making extension ladders.
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But if I turned my hat around I wouldn’t look cool.​

You know, sometimes I get that feeling I’m being pulled in different directions.
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After a few drinks they started to question the
relationship between electricity and water.
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They have $ 200 in shoes on top but can’t afford $ 10 for some rope or straps.
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Dude, where’s the marshmallows?
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Wouldn’t it have been easier to just tie them end to end and then tow them in?
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Look what I found ma, can I keep him?
I promise I’ll feed and take care of him.
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Now someone had to help load that.
I’m amazed they were able to get it to stay one while they tied it.
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But honey, you said to take the baby out for a stroll.
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If you want people to be able to pull the tabs off the sheet,
it helps to put it on the outside of the window.
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Yeah I wouldn’t want to be right behind this guy either.
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That extra few seconds it would have taken
to pull around to another pump wasn’t worth it.
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[emajid16]

Hey was just trying to prove he doesn’t flinch
when someone else shoots their gun.
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What do you say to the cabinet maker
when he pulles up to your new house loaded like this?
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If it goes I go. I wonder if the driver swerved once or twice just for fun?
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Now what could go wrong here?
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Dress – $ 50, Earrings – $ 100, being an idiot on national tv – Priceless.
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Wouldn’t you hate to see this going down the freeway.
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It was about then when she wondered, how fast can this car go?
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What happens when that last brain cell dies.
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Man for some reason my feet are getting hot.
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Now did they ride it up to get it on top?
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By the look of that belly, I think she needs to do it the old fashion way and walk.
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I’d be willing to bet, this was not the idea of the guy in the striped shirt.
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Hey, I’m wearing my hard hat, it will protect me.
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These guys weren’t smart like the others, they didn’t even use duct tape.
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10 minutes cutting him out, 45 explaining to him you are not a cat,
just because your head will fit doesn’t mean your body will.
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I guess standing on two ladders while holding the bucket is more stable.
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We had to move it quick, didn’t have time to take a few bolts out.
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Hey they have used stones to hold up castles, I’m sure they will hold my truck up.
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All you need here to be a real redneck is a guy on the lawnmower with a beer.
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Once again, I’d bet this idea was not from the guy in the white coat.
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[emajid16]

Balance makes a smooth and perfect paint job.
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How would you like to be behind this one?
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Man, trying to get that last corner is going to kill us.
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Now when you do this and you figure it out,
do you take the hose back to the gas station?
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I’m not sure which one is smarter, the guy standing on the back of the forklift
or the guy standing between them.
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Interesting enough, that is an extension ladder
that would have extended almost to that height.
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After a few drinks to steady his nerves, he said ok,
I can do this witout falling into the water with a drill in hand.
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