مطالب کوتاه و خواندنی

[nazliii]

To Find Some On In Eve Tought , To Life For SomeOne , Love SomeOne
But Sure That Some One Is Only One . . .
برای یکی زندگی کن ، و عاشق یکی باش اما مطمئن باش که اون یک نفر یک نفره . . .
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[nazliii]

Thoes We Love Never Go Away , Ther Walke Beside Us every Day
Un Seen... Un Hear... Still Near ... Still Loves ... Still Missed
And Still Very Dear . . .
اونائی که ما عاشقشون هستیم هیچ وقت از ما دور نمیشوند هر روز کنار ما راه میروند اما دیده نمیشوند ... شنیده نمیشوند و هنوز نزدیک و هنوز عاشق ... هنوز دلتنگ و خیلی عزیز . . .
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[پیرجو]

I am familiar with most people's mentality, but i dont know who really i am. i am too close to myself to be able to do that. i'm not the one who i think i am. if i was as far to myself as my enemies were, it would have been much better.​

من روحیه ی انسان های بسیاری را می شناسم، اما نمی دانم خودم کی هستم. چشم من بیش از حد به خودم نزدیک است. من آن کسی که می بینم نیستم و می دانم اگر از خودم دورتر بودم یا در واقع به اندازه ی دشمن خود از خودم دور بودم برای خود مفید تر می بودم.​

 

[farzad84]

ثروتمند فقیر!!!!!!!

ثروتمند فقیر!!!!!!!

لینک دانلود :

http://www.pm-hr.com/article/powerpoint/Rich_Poor.pps

مطلب لاتین

بری دیدن آن نیاز به برنامه پاورپوینت دارید.



با اجازه از سایت معاونت توسعه منابع انسانی و پرورش وزارت نفت جمهوری اسلامی ایران

 

[farzad84]

mr30 گلم دستت درد نکنه بسیار زیبا و قشنگ بود.
Fate Determines Who Comes Into Our Lives, But Heart Determines Who Stays

 

[King Paker]

Pablo Neruda - Love

Pablo Neruda - Love

[SIZE=+2]Pablo Neruda - Love

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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Because of you, in gardens of blossoming flowers I ache from the
perfumes of spring.
I have forgotten your face, I no longer remember your hands;
how did your lips feel on mine?
Because of you, I love the white statues drowsing in the parks,
the white statues that have neither voice nor sight.
I have forgotten your voice, your happy voice; I have forgotten
your eyes.
Like a flower to its perfume, I am bound to my vague memory of
you. I live with pain that is like a wound; if you touch me, you will
do me irreparable harm.
Your caresses enfold me, like climbing vines on melancholy walls.
I have forgotten your love, yet I seem to glimpse you in every
window.
Because of you, the heady perfumes of summer pain me; because
of you, I again seek out the signs that precipitate desires: shooting
stars, falling objects. [/FONT]​

 

[roshanshab]

you're whole life is before you​

شما هنوز جوانيد ​

 

[roshanshab]

you will leave life even more beautiful than you entered it​

تو زندگي رو حتي زيباتر از چيزي که واردش شدي ترک ميکني

 

[رز سیاه]

داستان طنز انگلیسی کی میخواد؟؟؟؟؟؟؟

داستان طنز انگلیسی کی میخواد؟؟؟؟؟؟؟

این یه داستان طنز انگلیسی امیدوارم از خوندنش لذت ببرید
Mr Robinson won a lot of money on the football pools but he did not know what the best thing to do with it would be so he went to a friend who knew a lot about money matters the friend said:go and buy some modern paintings their value goes up every year. Mr Rabinson went to good art shop and looked at some modern paintings he did not understand them at all and thought that they were trrible and also very expensive at last he saw a small picture which did not have a price on it it was square and white and had a blak spot in themiddle and a narrow brass frame Mr Rabinson liked it better than any of the others in the shope how much is thisone? he said to the shopkeeper that sir is that electric light swich.the shopkeeper answerd

 

[Nedanino]

اس ام اس عاشقانه انگلیسی

اس ام اس عاشقانه انگلیسی

اس ام اس عاشقانه انگلیسی

​

“Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad butyou don’t yell at him because you know it would hurt his feelings.”

عشق یعنی وقتی کسی شما را ناراحت می‌کنه. و شما غمگین می‌شوید ولی سر او داد نمی‌زنید، چون احساسات اون جریحه دار می‌شه.​

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“Love is when you go out to eat and givesomebody most of your French fries without making them give you any oftheirs.”

عشق یعنی وقتی می‌روید بیرون تا چیزی بخورید، بیشتر سیب‌زمینی سرخ کرده‌ی خود را به او می‌دهید بدون اینکه او یکی از آن‌ها را هم به شما ندهد​

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“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddyand she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste isOK.”

عشق یعنی وقتی مادرم برای پدرم قهوه درست میکنه و قبل از اینکه به پدرم بدهد اونو می‌چشه، برای اینکه مطمئن بشه عالیه.​

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“You can break love, but it won’t die.”

شما می‌تونید عشق را بشکنید ولی کشته نخواهد شد.​

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“I know my older sister loves me because she gives meall her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.”

میدونم که خواهر بزرگترم مرا دوست دارد برای اینکه لباس‌های قدیمشو به من میده و خودش میره یه دونه جدیدشو میخره.​

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“Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty andstill says he is handsome.”

عشق یعنی وقتی مادر به بابای عرق کرده و بدبو نگاه میکنه میگه اون هنوز خوش‌تیپه​

http://www.cfon.ir/​

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[Nedanino]

اس ام اس عاشقانه انگلیسی

اس ام اس عاشقانه انگلیسی

1- Don't go for looks, ​

they candeceive​

Don't gofor wealth​

even thatfades away. ​

Go forsum1 who makes u​

smilebecoz only a smile makes​

a dark dayseem bright.. ​

دنبال نگاه ها نرو، ​

ممکنه فریبت بدن ​

دنبال ثروت نرو ​

چون حتی ثروت هم یه روزی نا پدید میشه ​

دنبال کسی برو که باعث میشه لبخند بزنی ​

چون فقط یه لبخنده که میتونه ​

باعث بشه یه روز خیلی تاریک، کاملا روشن به نظر بیاد ​

2- As days go by, my feelings get stronger, ​

To be inur arms, I can't wait any longer. ​

Look intomy eyes & u'll see that it's true, ​

Day & Night my thoughts r of U.. ​

هرچی که روزها میگذرن، احساسات من قوی تر میشه ​

برای در آغوش تو بودن نمیتونم بیش از این صبر کنم ​

به چشمام نگاه کن، خواهی دید که حرفام راسته ​

شب و روز تمام افکارم ماله تو هستن ​

3- All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me​

All Iwanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me​

All I everwanted was sum1 who'd b true​

All I everwanted was sum1 like U... ​

تمام چیزی که میخواستم یه نفر بود که بهم اهمیت بده ​

یه نفر که بخاطر من اینجا باشه ​

تمام چیزی که میخواستم یه نفر بود که باهام رو راست باشه ​

تمام چیزی که میخواستم یه نفر بود که دقیقا مثل تو باشه! ​

4- Love is like a CD track​

That linksour hearts together​

Dont everbreak that CD coz​

That wudbreak my heart too......... ​

عشق مثل ترک های یک سی دی میمونه ​

که قلب های مارو به هم پیوند میده ​

هرگز سعی نکن که اون سی دی رو بشکنی ​

چون اینکارت ممکنه باعث بشه قلب من هم بشکنه ​

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[Nedanino]

اس ام اس عاشقانه انگلیسی

اس ام اس عاشقانه انگلیسی

5- Message:some text missing* ​

Sender:Name Missing* ​

*NumberMissing​

*Sentatemissing​

*Missing Ua lot thats y​

everythingis missing.... ​

پیام : متن پیام از دست رفته ​

فرستنده : نام فرستنده مشخص نیست ​

تاریخ ارسال : تاریخ ارسال معلوم نیست ​

دلم واسه ی تو خیلی تنگ شده واسه ی همینه که همه چیز گم شده و از دست رفته! ​

(این اس ام اس بازیه زیباییه با کلمه ی missing) ​

6- softly d leaves of memories wil fal, ​

i'll pickthem up & gather them all, ​

coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through​

i'llcherish having sum1 like u! ​

برگ های خاطره ها به آرامی میریزن ​

و من بلندشون میکنم و اونها رو گرد هم میارم ​

چون امروز، فردا و تا وقتی که زندگی من ادامه داره ​

بخاطر داشتن شخصی مثل تو خوشحال خواهم بود ​

7- I m on a mission: ​

Misson 2avoid u, ​

2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u, ​

2 not 2talk 2u or meet u, ​

inshort.... ​

MISSIONIMPOSSIBLE!! ​

من در یک ماموریتم ​

ماموریتی برای دوری از تو ​

ماموریتی برای فراموش کردنت و فرار کردن از دستت ​

که باهات صحبت نکنم و تورو نبینم ​

در یک کلام : ​

ماموریت غیر ممکن!!! ​

8- D smallest word is I, ​

thesweetest word is LOVE​

and thedearest person​

in theworld is U. ​

tats y ILove You.. ​

i (من) کوتاه ترین کلمه ی دنیاست ​

شیرین ترین کلمه ی دنیا عشقه (LOVE) ​

و عزیز ترین شخص در دنیا تو هستی(you) ​

واسه همینه که دوست دارم(I love you) ​

9- Dear O Dear, ur not near​

but i canhear​

dont getfear​

Urmemories r here​

liv widcheer​

no moretear​

and urmine forever! ​

عزیزم تو نزدیک من نیستی ​

اما میتونم بشنوم: ​

هرگز نترس ​

خاطره هات اینجا هستن ​

با شادی زندگی کن ​

دیگه اشک نریز ​

چون تو همیشه مال منی ​

10-Q:Wat is luv? ​

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A:Luv iswen sum1 breaks ur heart​

n d mostamazing thing​

is tat ustill luv them​

wid everybroken piece...! ​

سوال : عشق چیه؟ ​

جواب : عشق یعنی وقتی که یه نفر قلب تورو میشکنه ​

و حیرت انگیزه که تو هنوز با قطعه قطعه ی قلب شکستت دوستش داری!!​

 

[*زهره*]

a political joke

a political joke

Two convicts were sitting on their cot in a jail cell. One says to the other, "I hear you’re getting out in a few days. Tell me something are you going straight, or are you going back into politics?" ​

 

[*زهره*]

Men Vs. Women Joke

Men Vs. Women Joke

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

The next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same: "You can have mine."
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[*زهره*]

Entertainment Joke

Entertainment Joke

By the time the soldier pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere", he pleaded with a proprietor. "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, but he is an Air Force guy" admitted the manager, and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you.

" No problem." the tired Army guy assured him, "I'll take it." The next morning the soldier came down to breakfasts bright-eyed and bushy tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better", said the soldier. The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring all night long?" "No, I shut him up in no time", explained the soldier.

"How'd you manage that?" asked the proprietor.

"Well, he was already in bed, snoring away, when I walked into the room, so I gave him a kiss on the cheek" explained the soldier. “Then, I whispered in his ear 'Good night beautiful', and he sat up all night watching me."

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[*زهره*]

Antartian Joke

Antartian Joke

An Antartian boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."

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[s.kh65]

Nothing isnt impossible in this world
because impossible itsef says: Im possible​

 

[azadeh_arch _eng]

u know
love is the stil stand thing when the all hos fallen

 

[azadeh_arch _eng]

with out good friends days are
sadday-moanday-tearsday-wasteday-thisday-frightdayand shatterday
sooooo im very lucky to have u

 

[azadeh_arch _eng]

friend ship means
u happy.imhappy
usad.imsad
u cry.i cry
u laugh.i laugh
u jump down from a building i continue to laugh........

 

[azadeh_arch _eng]

i asked god for a rose and he gave me a garden
i asked god for a drop of water and he gave me an ocean
i asked god for angle and he gave me u

 

[m@ys@m]

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!​

 

[m@ys@m]

When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!​

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[m@ys@m]

Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!​

 

[m@ys@m]

a butchery advertising
we like to meat you


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[monrose]

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.​

 

[monrose]

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.​

 

[m0nire]

I don't care how many lips you've kissed.I don't care how many shoulders you've embraced.I don't care how many times you've said"I love you".All I care is not to be first but to be your last.

 

[*زهره*]

Educational Jokes

Educational Jokes

Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all night studying. He had the textbook nearly memorized. He knew his class notes backward and forward. Joe was ready.

The morning of the test, Joe entered the auditorium and took a seat in the front row. On the table in the front was a row of ten stuffed birds. Each bird had a sack covering its body, and only the legs were showing. When class started, the professor announced that the students were to identify each bird by looking at its legs and give its common name, species, habitat, mating habits, etc.

Joe looked at each of the birds' legs. They all looked the same to him. He started to get angry. He had stayed up all night studying for this test and now he had to identify birds by their LEGS? The more he thought about the situation, the angrier he got.

Finally he reached his boiling point. He stood up, marched up to the professor's desk, crumpled up his exam paper and threw it on the desk. "What a ridiculous test!" he told the prof. "How could anyone tell the difference between these birds by looking at their legs? This exam is the biggest rip-off I've ever seen!"

With that, Joe turned and stormed toward the exit. The professor was a bit shocked, and it took him a moment to regain his composure. Then, just as Joe was about to walk out the door, the prof shouted out, "Wait a minute, young man, what's your name?"

Joe turned around, pulled up his pant legs and hollered, "You tell me, prof! You tell me!"
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[*زهره*]

Cannibal Jokes

Cannibal Jokes

Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third man's turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork. As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hell with your canoes!" ​